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I AM IN A ROBE, EATING DUMPLINGS, THEN I GET PAINS IN MY LEFT ARM.

YESTERDAY I WALKED INTO A BRICK WALL AND NOW I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK. FUCK ING HELL 

Got lunch with mum, now we’re going to the shopping centre and I am still only exited to go to the pet shop. Just being 10…don’t mind me

I was putting on a jacket and accidentally punched myself in the jaw. GOOD DANIEL. GOOD

today my band will be in BLUNT. there will be a small write up on us, along with photos and a song from our ep. but i just hope they didnt use the photo where i look 7.

i sit in the shower and laugh uncontrollably at the jokes i make in my head.

how good is it when people put ?’s on the end of every sentence. you look really nice today? you dress very well? hahaaaaaaaaaaa

everyone should listen to this will destroy you on repeat and put stories to each song. fun past times are fun.

today, whilst my phone was dead on the tram, i was sat next to a very small loud talking indian man, this tram ride, this WHOLE 30 minute tram ride, all he spoke of was junk food and how he or his children wouldnt eat it…then he came to the conclusion that he would just “get some maccas chips” ?!?!?! 

THEN AS WE GOT OFF THE TRAM HE TOUCHED MY ASS.

I JUST COMPLETELY SMASHED MY IPHONE. WHY DO THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME :(

why do school kids insist on being overly loud and annoying on public transport? Ofcourse one of their names is Daniel too, shutup that’s my name.

A little Asian girl is sitting opposite me and she just burst out into conversation…in Chinese, even laughing in my face. I had no idea what to do so I just starred at her and then realized she was using a Bluetooth. I feel dumb :(

not going to lie, this blog wouldnt be here if it wernt for my man reece, he is living in Canada now and seems to like my stupid day to day stories so this will hopefully keep him entertained when he isnt getting chased by polar bears. I LOVE AND MISS HIM SO MUCH X